Jan. 21st, 2017

marahmarie: my initials (MM) (Default)

Sample comments, not usually in reply to each other, and sometimes slightly changed to keep divisiveness off of my blog. See if you can spot the errors - be they factual, logical, grammatical or otherwise. This is not a grammar, punctuation, style nor civics lesson, more of a deep dive into the right-wing hive mind. It might read like spam and won't form a coherent thought; it's an amalgamation of comments I saw in the last five minutes on a single blog (left-leaning and well-written - these commenters are tending to invade them, lately, I guess because they WON!), but are representative of comments I've read ceaselessly across the Web over the last 11 years:

In the mean time , OUR president did not whine,cry,or play golf nor fund terrorism.
ALL you can see is racism.
This is all lies I guess you only listened to CNN do your research.
Don't forget the lies he told about OBAMACARE.
We have ruled you snowflakes.
You don't like it….and yet you read the entire thing….and then commented on it.
Let's show he hit the mail on the head.
Nuff said, California was the reason for the popular vote.
No they did not they elected Donald Trump
I’m scared but I’m Not rioting Not burning cars.
None of you respect anyone not even the American Flag.
So support him to try and make our country GREAT again!
Am I to assume that you are a Psychologist?
Wow this is well said !!!!
Exactly…….
We as a Country are responsible to help make this country a better place instead of crying a and being angry out your energy into working on making this Country want it was!!!!!!!!
Quit your dam whining!!
Shut up and go home and tell your comments to your self.
You Democrats are being mean.
If you stood I felt by while obama shredded the constitution and circumvented the congress to impose his will, your complaint now means less than nothing, asshat.

After 11 years of viewing similar word vomit I've decided millions of commenters are actually all the same person. And I might not be that far off, though you might have to look to genetics and Russians other influences to explain it.

From the top:

In the mean time , OUR president did not whine,cry,or play golf nor fund terrorism. Commas have three and half defaults: 1) absent 2) surrounded by enough white space to fit more words on either side, 3) jammed betwixt words without any space, 3 1/2) jammed into the words, li,ke so.

ALL you can see is racism. LETS MAKE ALLCAPS GREAT AGAIN!!!! RANDOMLY CAPITALIZING ENTIRE WORDS or SCREEDS A screen AND A HALF LONG IS F,UN , CUZ I said so

Don't forget the lies he told about OBAMACARE. How can I when it's called the ACA? Obamacare, Obongocare, Obamocare, Obiongocare, ad nauseum.

This is all lies I guess you only listened to CNN do your research. CNN is to blame for EVERYTHING GOD EMPEROR's opinion FACT so there

We have ruled you snowflakes. In this game, everyone not worshiping the orange is the snowflake, but enough snowflakes drifting together can ruin an orange, so the object of the game is to drive off snowflakes by chanting the words "snowflakes" and "great again".

You don't like it….and yet you read the entire thing…. What is going on with the periods? Seriously. Do they have special keyboards in the United Keyboards of Emperor? Because I cannot recreate whatever the fuck just happened.

Let's show he hit the mail on the head. Why does this person wish to harm postal workers?

Nuff said, California was the reason for the popular vote. So if we "just" leave off flyover country then Trump lost. Great! Again! Also, about "Nuff": I had a dog that made that sound.

No they did not they elected Donald Trump Ah, the rarest case of right-wing infighting ever seen: the hive mind can't decide if California won or lost the popular vote for Hillary, so is losing its punctuation and its shit. Could someone please tell them it did both.

OK, I'm kidding. (It did not do either. Math, people.)

I’m scared but I’m Not rioting Not burning cars. Why super-randomly capitalize "not"? Was this person t,oo lazy to use ALLCAPS

None of you respect anyone not even the American Flag. The American flag's obtained personhood? Why didn't someone tell me?

So support him to try and make our country GREAT again! Some people are easy "sloganized" (taught to wield random words as weapons). Weaponized human blog spam intended to destroy snowflakes, badly designed. Possibly eight more years of GREAT. AGAIN! Sad! Except he's trademarked his 2020 slogan: "Keep America Great!" Or else! So. GREAT!

Am I to assume that you are a Psychologist? The correct answer is "No" until the day "psychologist" isn't capitalized.

Wow this is well said !!!! Like commas, exclamation points can turn up (or !!!! disappear) at any time.

Exactly……. One writer. One keyboard. Two kinds of periods (right-click/view source. Two kinds.) Almost as creepy as constant random allcaps.

We as a Country are responsible to help make this country a better place instead of crying a and being angry out your energy into working on making this Country want it was!!!!!!!! Sort of like a Greatest Hits.

Quit your dam whining!! But I like whining about dams. Dam it!

Shut up and go home and tell your comments to your self. Should I do that out loud or silently?

You Democrats are being mean. Anything Trump says about other people is actually him projecting onto others personality traits of his own. Looks like the rabble's trained well.

If you stood I felt by while obama shredded the constitution and circumvented the congress to impose his will, your complaint now means less than nothing, asshat. This was sort of like saying, "See, I just smashed my keyboard and pressed "send", so I win!"

I could have quoted more (I quoted maybe 1/1,000th of possible candidates for this post) but after copying and pasting the last few I got so terribly exhausted. So, while it's a small sample, and while almost every sentence is from a different person (presumably), it might be the only data set you need. I'd guess roughly 6 out of every 10 right-wingers, conservatives or Trump supporters writes in one or more of the above fashions (sometimes all of them at once).

Something tells me these comments seem similar not because they're from the same person, but because the genetics on the bloodlines responsible for them are so closely intertwined you'd need a tweezers to pick them apart. Because it's such a weird, yet predictably patterned way of writing (also: very childish) it's highly imitable, which worries me because there are two kinds of periods coming from one keyboard and you know, Russian influence campaigns underfoot.

FOOD for GREAT,Thought! AGAIN