Said the same way anyone might say: "You gotta have the Christmas tree". Mariah, in case no one's noticed, has not been not rich for over 20 years, and in her casual, tossed-off remarks invoking the Reindeer Act of 2015, it shows.
So is she lobbying Congress to have the Reindeer Act formally passed (sponsored by her "good friend" Oh, Santa!) requiring at least one reindeer on every front lawn, in every parking lot and upon every roof by such and such time upon threat of tax penalty for non-compliance? If reindeer become so ubiquitous, thanks to her, that like Cabbage Patch dolls everything about them just fades away - no matter how much she rants and raves about reindeer making things more festive - will she eventually revoke the Reindeer Act? Should we let her or should prospectors amongst us just snatch up all the reindeer cheap, for pennies on the dollar, to hoard them until they fetch $10k apiece on eBay?
Where do you buy them? I mean, the last time I checked, they weren't hanging out at WalMart flashing big red Buy Me noses at me. In fact, they were not in Walmart. If you're not Mariah, though, or a handful of people about as rich, chances are you're getting them at Walmart, whether Walmart fucking has them or not.
So, should Sam Walton's progeny be made to sit down with reindeer suppliers? Who are they? Are they in Russia? Alaska? Will they do business with anyone except Mariah or Sarah Palin? What if the reindeer must be flown in? I mean yes, there are cargo ships, but that must be brutal on things with tender asparagus spears for legs and oversized red noses. What do they eat? Mariah's might live on honey and butterflies but ours will probably require feed. How much will it cost? Will there be tax credits to make it more affordable?
Where will my reindeer crap? Will they piss on my roses? Will they get along with my cats? Can I fly one? I think deer smell bad. Does that mean I don't have to have any?